- Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
- Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.
I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge
me: *plays fireproof nonstop*
my roommate: who is that? i really like it
"do people still actually like one direction"
YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT IN HELL 5000 YEARS FRtoOM NOW FUCK OFF